Jesus Dondelinger
The Dong
Jesus w/ Duck Dong and Tamina Dondelinger

Birth Name

John E Blud (probably)


The Nearest Nightclub

Ring Names

Jesus Dondelinger

Billed Height

5 ft 6 in

Billed weight

Fuckin' tons



Jesus Dondelinger (pronounced Hey Zeus, but you can call him Jesus) is a professional wrestler currently employed by WWE, competing on its NXT brand.

History Before WWE Edit

Prior to being signed by WWE, Jesus was a massive star in Japan, having main evented the Tokyo Dome for both New Japan Pro Wrestling and the World Cup for soccer, the latter of which he won all by himself. Jesus was also the mentor of up and coming rookie Kazuchika Okada, to whom he taught the Rainmaker.

WWE (2015-Present) Edit

On April 1st 2015 (approximately) Jesus was signed to a developmental contract for NXT. After several weeks of training, which led to Jason Albert being assaulted multiple times physically and mentally (by being called a nerd). Jesus was brought up to the NXT roster, where he faced off against Finn Balor and Hideo Itami in a tag team match with Baron Corbin as his partner. This match was won after Jesus refused to take the Coup de Grace and legitemetaly knocked out Finn Balor with the Rainmaker. The next week Jesus won a match against Neville, but Tyler Breeze inserted himself as a manager for Neville. The next week on NXT, the two faced off in the ring for the first time. This first of many matches was won by Jesus after he hit Tyler Breeze with the nerdkiller. This rivalry between Tyler and Jesus raged on until the June Week 4 edition of NXT Takeover Arrival, where Jesus pinned Tyler for the win.

Personal Life Edit

He doesn't have one. Killing nerds is his life now.

In Wrestling Edit

  • Finishing Moves
    • Nerd Blaster/GG NO RE (Superman Punch w/ theatrics)
  • Signature Moves
    • 6:Nerdy (Middle rope senton)
    • Beating up Albert
    • The Deal (Falcon Arrow)
    • The Dondledinger (Discus Big Boot)
    • Goomba Stomp/Undefeeted (High-jump double stomp to a standing opponent)
    • Nerd Crusher (Multiple curb stomps to the chest)
    • Nerdkiller (Wrist-lock transitioned into a short-arm lariat)
    • Regal Cutter
  • Managers
    • Duck Dondelinger
    • Taminagod (Tamina Dondelinger)
  • Nicknames
    • The Dong
    • The Lady Destroyer
  • Theme Song
    • Superstar Steve Austin's theme

Championships and accomplishmentsEdit

  • New Japan Pro Wrestling
    • IWGP Heavyweight Champion (1 time)
  • Soccer World Cup
    • 2014 World Cup Champion
    • NXT Champion (1 time, current)

Career Record Edit

# Result Show Notes
1 Jesus Dondelinger def. Enzo Amore via submission n/a (training sesson)
2 Jesus Dondelinger def. Tyler Breeze n/a (training sesson)
  • Jesus spent most of this match attacking Albert
3 Jesus Dondelinger & Baron Corbin def. The Vaudevillians (Aiden English & Simon Gotch) n/a (training sesson)
4 Jesus Dondelinger & Baron Corbin def. Finn Balor & Hideo Itami NXT
  • This was Jesus' television debut.
? Jesus Dondelinger def. Tyler Breeze NXT Arrival (Week 5 June, 2015)
  • The nerd Tyler Breeze has been killed. R.I.P
? Jesus Dondelinger def. Kalisto

NXT (Week 1 July, 2016)

  • Jesus debut his new entrance with the late Tyler Breeze's selfie stick in this match.
? Jesus Dondelinger def. Mattias Crane Superstars (Week 1 July, 2016)
? Kevin Owens def. Jesus Dondelinger NXT (Week 2 July, 2016)
? Jesus Dondelinger def. Finn Balor Superstars (Week 2 July, 2016)
  • Balor tried to use his hack machine, but to no avail.
? Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) def. Kevin Owens Superstars (Week 3 July, 2016)
? Sami Zayn def. Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) via submission NXT (Week 4 July, 2016)
  • The Dong lost when he started squishing a spider, but the ref took it for tapping out.
? Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) def. Kevin Owens Superstars (Week 4 July, 2016)
  • Owens started lag switching to try and win. NOT TODAY, FUCKER!
? Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) def. Kevin Owens NXT Arrival (Week 4 July, 2016)
  • Owens was too much of a coward to put the title on the line.
? Tyler Breeze def. Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) by DQ NXT (week 1 August, 2016)
  • The Dong gave zero fucks about fighting Breeze again.
? Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) def. Sami Zayn Superstars (Week 1 August, 2016)
? Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) def. Jack Swaggie NXT (Week 2 August, 2016)
? Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) def. Finn Balor Superstars (Week 2 August, 2016)
? Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) def. Sin Cara NXT (Week 3 August, 2016)
? Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) def. Mattias Crane Superstars (Week 3 August, 2016)
  • Mattias Crane is now known as THE BIG CUCK
? Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) def. Neville via DQ

NXT (Week 4 August, 2016)


Superstars (Week 4 August, 2016)

? Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) def. Kevin Owens (c) NXT Arrival (Week 4 August, 2016)
  • This was for the NXT Championship.
? Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) def. Kevin Owens NXT (Week 1 September, 2016)
  • Jesus debut his new, massive NXT Championship belt.
? Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) def. Kevin Owens Superstars (Week 1 September, 2016)
  • Jesus won via countout.
? Kalisto def. Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) by DQ NXT (Week 2 September, 2016)
  • Jesus was DQ'd for attacking Tamina
? Sami Zayn def. Jesus Dondelinger (w/Tamina Dondelinger) by DQ Superstars (Week 2 September, 2016)
  • He attacked Tamina again
  • What is her deal?
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